✴ The Javertónian Nutcase ✴

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

acebunnie:

meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad. 

psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

pollywansomcrakaz:

nimrodprower:

hearing someone on the stairs

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hearing someone outside your room

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someone coming into your room

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same

rebeccamaders:

MAKE ME CHOOSE:

sassymajesty asked: outlaw queen or golden queen
bellefrench asked: outlaw queen or rumbelle

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

keepcalmandplaysburbbeta:

It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

keepcalmandplaysburbbeta:

It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss


Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom reunite at the world premiere of The Fellowship of the Ring

Elijah Wood and Orlando Bloom reunite at the world premiere of The Fellowship of the Ring

cisphobicqueer:

sick1y:

IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang 

or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.