this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
haha owned you’re going to jail
meeting people who like anime is either very good or very bad.
I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
hearing someone on the stairs
hearing someone outside your room
someone coming into your room
This fucking woman
It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang
or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.